I Like The Effect Drink Has On

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

Winner Gave Me My Bread And Russell Gave Me My Art.