I Might Get Drunk One Day And

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I Have Made Many Serious Statements - I Just Can't Remember Any Of Them. I Guess They Mustn't Have Been Very Important.

I Don't Have A Drink Problem. But If That Was The Case And Doctors Told Me I Had To Stop, I'd Like To Think That I Would Be Brave Enough To Drink Myself Into The Grave.