I Have Two Ambitions In Life: One

But The Trouble Is That When You Drink It, You Invariably Meet Other People Drinking It.

Life Shouldn't Be About Sitting Around Staring At Frosted Glass. Life Should Be Lived And That's All There Is To It.

I Do Not Live In The World Of Sobriety.

I Might Get Drunk One Day And Fall In Love Or Fall Over A Hooker Outside, And I Would Have Consummated A Relationship That I Couldn't Necessarily Believe In.

I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm On A Diet And I Don't Eat.