I Have Just Been All Round The

"have You Heard Any Stockhausen?" Beecham Was Asked. "no, But I Believe I Have Stepped In Some."

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.