I Have Always Defined Political Correctness As

I Was Out At The Hbo Party, These Are Liberals, I Imagine, And A Lot Of People Came Up To Me And Said, "keep Giving It To The President."

New Rule: 'kidiots' Leave The Children Behind. At Least Until They Learn Something. A New Study Has Shown That Half Of American High Schools Agree That Newspapers Should Only Be Able To Publish Government-approved Material. Almost One Out Of Five Said People Should Not Be Allowed To Voice Unpopular Opinions..this Is The First Generation After September 11th, Who Discovered News During A 'watch What You Say' Administration...george W. Bush Once Asked, 'is Our Children Learning.' No, They Isn't. A Better Question Would Be, 'is Our Teacher's Teaching?

Your Fuselage Shouldn't Open More Easily Than Your Pretzel Bag.

Republicans Stand By Their Convictions. Stupid, Ignorant, World-destroying Convictions Based On Disproven Economic Fantasies And Ancient Books Full Of Primitive Morality And Magic People. But Convictions, Nonetheless.

This Week Sarah Palin's Memoir Became A Bestseller. It's Not Even Out Yet. It's Being Translated Into English.