I Have A Nice House. And When

It Takes Zero Politically Correct People To Screw In A Lightbulb Because They Are Perpetually In The Dark.

Al Gore Couldn't Be More Phony If He Were A Professional Al Gore Impersonator

Obama Better Hope A Kicked Ass Is Covered By Obamacare.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

The Democrats Continue To Snipe At Bush. They'll Never Give It Up To Him. You Know Teddy Kennedy And Tom Daschle Pick More Nits Than A Father And Son Spider Monkey Team Who Know They're Being Followed By A National Geographic Film Crew.