One Man's Voltaire Is Another Man's Screech.

At Some Point You Cannot Be The Kid In The Glass Bubble In This World. You Might've Heard Throughout Your Grade School And High School Years That It Was A Safe, Nice, Warm, Fair, Feeling Place... But It Can Get Brutal When It Gets Competitive. Especially When You Succeed. Watch The Detractors Come Out Of The Walls At That Point.

I'll Say This About The War Protesters: At Least Most Of Them Are Only Putting Duct Tape Across Their Mouths So I Can Still Tell The Rest Of Them To Blow It Out Their Ass.

Guilt Is The Reason They Put The Articles In Playboy.

I Used To Be Sceptic, But Not Anymore, Because Now I Am Positive That I'm Getting Screwed.

I Would Call The French Scumbags, But That, Of Course, Would Be A Disservice To Bags Filled With Scum. I Say We Invade Iraq, Then Invade Chirac.