I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

If Evolution Really Works, How Come Mothers Only Have Two Hands?

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

I Don't Date Women My Age. There Aren't Any.