I Don't Date Women My Age. There

Poverty Is Not A Disgrace, But It's Terribly Inconvenient.

A Man Falls Down A Flight Of Stairs And Somebody Rushes Over To Him And Asks, Did You Miss A Step? No, He Answers, I Hit Every One Of Them!

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

I Know Why Superman Left Krypton. Earth Was The Only Place Where He Could Get Steriods!

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?