I Don't Date Women My Age. There

My Wife Calls Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

My Son Really Has The Spirit Of Valentine's Day. When He Was In College, He Used To Send His Mother A Heart-shaped Box Of Laundry.

You're Aging When Your Actions Creak Louder Than Your Words.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

I Gave My Wife A Twenty-five-dollar Gift Certificate. She Used It As A Down Payment On A Mink Coat.