I Don't Date Women My Age. There

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.

I Have A Brother Who Is Afraid To Go To Sleep, He Dreams He's Working.

My Son Gave Me A Nice Bottle Of Cologne - Eau De Owe.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine In The World.

My Son Asked For Very Little - A Kickstand, With A Motorcycle Attached.