I Grew Up In The Bible Belt

Sometimes It Is Hard To Sing And Dance At The Same Time But I Would Rather Be Off And Be Real And Genuine About It To My Fans.

I’m Sure You Gathered This By Now: I Just Do What I Want. Have I Made Out With Chicks? Hell Yeah. Did I Think It Was Awesome? Hell Yeah. I Wouldn’t Call Myself Bi. Like, If I Didn’t Eat Meat For A Week, It Doesn’t Make Me A Vegetarian. So I Like People, And That’s Just It. I Like People.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

I Never Want To Be Pretentious.