My Show Is A Sensory Assault... In

I'm Not Saying I'm The Perfect Role Model. But I'm Honest. Period.

Society Has Taught Us To Suppress Certain Things And Not Do Certain Things.

That Depends. You’ve Got To Define ‘party Girl.’ If You Mean I’m A Walking Good Time, Then Hells Yeah. But I’m Not Wasted And Stumbling Out Of Clubs And Getting Duis. I’m Not That Kind Of Party Girl. I May Be Blonde And Fun As Balls, But I’m Not A Moron.

Everything I Write Is Based On Something I've Personally Experienced, Or Things That My Friends Have Experienced That I Just Find Horribly Entertaining.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.