I Am Leading A War Against The

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

Life Is Short And The Nights Are Long, And Tonight I Moved On.

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I Am Leading A War Against The British Empire. I'm Not Worried About What Democratic Party Hacks Say Or Do.

I Don’t Even Think Of Myself As A Quote, Unquote Star - That’s Really Douchey. I Think Of Myself As Just Like . . . A Dance Commander.