I'm Really Fun. I'm Ridiculously Fun. I

It Can Bum You Out When Your Intentions Aren't, Like, Translated Properly.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.

My Makeup Is Usually Left Over From The Night Before.