I Want A Pig. I Want A

All Men That Date Me Have To Know That Their Name May End Up In A Pop Song.

You Don't Have To Carry A Designer Bag That Costs More Than A Car To Look Cool.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.

I Was Never The Cool Kid, I Was Never Hot In High School. I Was Never Popular. You Don't Have To Be Perfect And You Don't Have To Be Rich And You Can Still Be Successful.