I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All,

I'm Just Honest About The Things I Believe In. For Instance, I Went To A Past-life Regressionist, And He Told Me That In My Past Life I Was Assassinated. I'm Pretty Sure That I Was Jfk In My Past Life.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I Grew Up With Nothing - I Remember Sometimes Not Having Shoes.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

I Do Destroy Men On A Weekly Basis. It's Like A Hobby. I'm Like A Praying Mantis.