I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All,

My Show Is A Sensory Assault... In A Very Brief Manner - The Show Is Only 25 Minutes Long.

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

Eventually, I Would Love To Be On My Deathbed And Looked At As An Icon. Right Now I'm Still At The Baby Stages Of My Career. But That Is The Goal.

I Grew Up In The Bible Belt And I Made My Own Clothes And Dyed My Hair Purple. Nobody Ever Knew What To Do With Me.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.