Writing For Somebody Else Is Really Fun

I'm Not Saying I'm The Perfect Role Model. But I'm Honest. Period.

I Love Wearing The Exact Same Thing All The Time Because I Think It Makes You Like A Cartoon Character. They Always Wear The Same Outfit And Everybody Always Remembers Them For It, So I Feel Like I Should Do The Same Thing.

Working In This Industry, I Have Been Exposed To So Many Products And Now Realize More Than Ever How Cruel And Unnecessary Animal Testing Is.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.