I Can't Walk In High Heels, Never

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

What I'm Bringing To The Pop Table Is That I'm Not Pretentious.

I Think People Can Stand To Take Themselves Just A Little Less Seriously. I'm Fighting The War Against Pretension.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.