I Got An Ant Farm; Them Fellas

Why Are There No "during" Pictures?

Onions Make Me Sad. A Lot Of People Don't Realize That.

I Didn't Go To College, But If I Did, I Would've Taken All My Tests At A Restaurant, 'cause 'the Customer Is Always Right'.

Sometimes I Wake Up And I Think I Should Start Wearing A Beret, But I Don't Do It. One Day I'm Gonna, Though. You Bet Your Ass, I Will Have A Beret On. That's Ridiculous, But It's True. I Always Fight With Wearing A Beret.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.