I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

But You Don't Have To Go Up In The Stands And Play Your Foul Balls. I Do.

To Be Consistently Effective, You Must Put A Certain Distance Between Yourself And What Happens To You On The Golf Course. This Is Not Indifference, It's Detachment.