I'd Say That Golf Is About 75%

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.

Nobody Asked How You Looked, Just What You Shot.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

What Abandoned Course Is That?