Grip The Club As If You Were

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.