Grip The Club As If You Were

When I Ask You What Club To Use, Look The Other Way And Don't Answer.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Make The Basic Shot-making Decision Early, Clearly And Firmly, And Then Ritualize All The Necessary Acts Of Preparation.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

Grip The Club As If You Were Holding A Baby Bird.