I Don't Think Young People Should Have

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

Saying That You Don't Believe In Magic But Do Believe In God Is A Bit Like Saying You Don't Have Sex With Dogs, Except Labradors.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

People With Tourettes.....what Makes Them Tick?

I Have No Problems With Buying Tampons. I Am A Fairly Modern Man. But Apparently They're Not A "proper" Present. "happy Birthday, Mum!"