Even If You're Doing The National Insurance

More People Are Going Out To Comedy Shows Than They Were Before.

I Was Out With A Friend And He Came Over With A Pair Of Girls. I Said To Him "they're Like Buses." He Said "what? Because You Wait For Ages And Then Two Come Along At Once." I Said "no, They Are Like Buses!"

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It