I Pay What I Have To And

I Was A Christian. I Didn't Want To Have Sex Before Marriage, I Was A Bit Uptight And Not Very Self-confident. I Was A Virgin Until I Was 26.

It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite A Bit Because I Didn't See Any Humour In My Life At All.

Let's Face It, The Gene Pool Needs A Little Chlorine.

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

Remember To Never Answer A Phone During Sex, Even If You Hilariously Answer With 'i Can't Talk Now, I'm Going Into A Tunnel'.