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Boxers Don't Have Sex Before A Fight. Do You Know Why That Is? They Don't Fancy Each Other.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

If Only Africa Had More Mosquito Nets Then Every Year We Could Save Millions Of Mosquitoes From Dying Needlessly Of Aids.

There Was One Time Where I Failed To Perform Sexually. My Girlfriend Said To Me "oh Don't Worry, It Happens To A Lot Of Guys". Ok, There Are Two Things Wrong With That. First Of All Who Are These Other Guys?, And Second Of All If It's Happening To More Than One Of Us, Don't You Think It Could Be Your Fault?