Yes, I Have This Crazy Honk Of

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.

I Had A Survey Done On My House. 8 Out Of 10 People Said They Really Rather Liked It

Ten Years After The Chernobyl Accident, And Am I The Only One That's Disappointed? Still No Superheros.

Recently My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Was Having Sex Behind Her Back And I Replied, "yes, Who Did You Think It Was?"

There Was One Time Where I Failed To Perform Sexually. My Girlfriend Said To Me "oh Don't Worry, It Happens To A Lot Of Guys". Ok, There Are Two Things Wrong With That. First Of All Who Are These Other Guys?, And Second Of All If It's Happening To More Than One Of Us, Don't You Think It Could Be Your Fault?