I Don't Necessarily Know Much About Comedy,

Know What I Mean? Eh, Eh, Nudge Nudge, Say No More?

I Never Pay Any Attention To Figures.

I Pay Taxes In Three Countries, But Can't Vote In Any Of Them.

Life Doesn't Make Any Sense, And We All Pretend It Does. Comedy's Job Is To Point Out That It Doesn't Make Sense, And That It Doesn't Make Much Difference Anyway.

John Cleese Once Told Me He'd Do Anything For Money. So I Offered Him A Pound To Shut Up, And He Took It.