I Don't Like Doing Stand-up, Because I

So, I Kind Of Rather Was Hoping That People Thought It Would Have A Nice Mixture Of Different Topics And It Also Takes In The Fact That I've Had Two Children Recently.

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To Take Nasty Heckles Personally.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.