When I Was A Nurse I Never

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.

Anybody Who Has Had The Pleasure Of Reading An Article About Themselves In The Press, Knows That On The Whole, There Is A Huge Amount Of Inaccuracy, Value Judgment And The Use Of A Crowbar To Insert Editorial Bias That Reflects The Current Political Leaning Of That Particular Paper.

I Read That Book Fat Is A Feminist Issue, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It.

I'm A Terrible Sort Of Non-fussy Eater, Really. I Don't Like Posh Food Very Much, And The More Ingredients Something's Got In It, The Less I Tend To Like It.

I Have Two Brothers And We Basically Spent Our Lives Playing In The Woods, Falling In Ponds, Getting Chased By Wasps And Riding Donkeys That We Shouldn't Have Been Riding.