I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I'm A Bisexual; I Get It Maybe Twice A Year.