I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

I Believe Fully In Making Fun Of Children. I Believe Very Strongly That You Should Never Make Fun Of An Embryo Or Your Ovaries. I Am A Big Believer On Breaking Those Rules. It's A Case-by-case Basis. But The Thing Is, There's So Many Ways To Make A Joke About Something That Is Sort Of Maybe Verboten Or Something.

Well, I Think That When I Perform On The Road I Always Thank The Audience For Buying A Ticket Because It's A Big Deal To Buy A Ticket For A Live Entertainment, Get A Baby-sitter And Pay For The Meal, The Parking, Whatever.

Well, The Coffeehouse Audiences Never Know What They're Going To Get, And All The Comics Are Different, As Opposed To When You Go To A Club, And They're Pretty Much All Telling Jokes With Set-ups And Punchlines. Coffeehouse Audiences Are The Most Forgiving: They Really Listen, Which Is The Best Part.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.