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I Sincerely Apologize To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Attempt At Humor Regarding The Tragedy In Japan. I Meant No Disrespect, And My Thoughts Are With The Victims And Their Families.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

There Definitely Is Exposure In Reality Shows, But The Exposure Will Basically Get You More Reality Shows.

I'd Make Jack Benny Look Like A Philanthropist.

I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.