I'm Known For My Slightly Inappropriate Remarks.

Nothing Can Help My Comedy.

I Would Show Up At A Party For Al Qaeda If You Said There's Going To Be A Dinner.

If You Have The Old Testament At Home, If You Flip The Corner Pages, You Can See Jesus Riding A Horse.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.

People Have Many Theories About Comedy, But Being Just Plain Funny Is The One Most Important Thing.