A Lot Of People Who Claim They're

In Real Life I'm A Tall, Blond Christian.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.

Some Comedians Tell Nice Jokes That You Can Tell To Your Kids. Some Use Bad Words - They Work 'blue.' If You Don't Want To Hear A Joke That's Blue, You Shouldn't Go To A Comedy Club Where A Comedian Who Makes Blue Jokes Is Performing.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.