I Caught My Wife In Bed With

Isn't This A Wonderful Country? I Was In Florida. I'm Staying At A Motel Called The Three Palms. It's Run By A Middle-aged Couple, One Of Whom Is Missing A Hand. Ok! That's What I Thought, Too! But They Got Upset When I Asked.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

People Come Up To Me And Say, 'emo, Do People Really Come Up To You?'

Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage, But Rarely If Ever Do They Fit.