The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Pray Every Night For A New Bicycle. Then I Realised That The Lord Doesn't Work That Way So I Stole One And Asked Him To Forgive Me.

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.