The Only Work I Ever Turned Down

I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability To Sense Who's Important.

I Don't Know If I Was Put On This Earth For A Purpose Or Not. But I'm Fairly Confident That I'll Be Taken Off Of It For One.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.

I'm Very Religious, You Know. Now, Ok, If By 'religious', You Mean That I Go To Church Every Sunday, Read The Bible Faithfully, And I Listen To Debbie Boone, Umm, I'm Not Religious In That Sense... But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Love Others And Try To Help Them Whenever Possible... Again, No. But If By 'religious' You Mean That I Like To Eat Coleslaw... Yeah, Ok, Ok!

Writer's Block Is A Myth. I Never See The Gardeners Suffering From Gardening Block.