I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

Sex Is Logically Impossible After Marriage. You Have To Overcome The Paradox Of Not This Again, And Hey, Where Did You Learn That?

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?