I Can't Sing, But I Know How

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

I'm An Enormously Talented Man, And There's No Use Pretending That I'm Not.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.