I Can't Sing, But I Know How

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong People Travel, When The Right People Stay At Home?

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Running Is The Classical Road To Self-consciousn Ess, Self-awareness And Self-reliance. Independence Is The Outstanding Characteristic Of A Runner. He Learns The Harsh Reality Of His Physical And Spiritual Limitations When He Runs. He Learns That Personal Commitment, Sacrifice And Determination Are His Only Means To Betterment. Runners Get Promoted Only Through Self-conquest.

It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But My Own.