I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

Comedies Of Manners Swiftly Become Obsolete When There Are No Longer Any Manners.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?