Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully Nice And I Was Awfully Nice And We Both Liked Kissing Very Much. It Was Inevitable.

It Is Not The Eyes Of Others That I Am Wary Of, But My Own.