Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat

Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has Just Been Sick, Or Is About To Be.

Goodnight, My Darlings, I'll See You Tomorrow.

Consider The Public. Never Fear It Nor Despise It. Coax It, Charm It, Interest It, Stimulate It, Shock It Now And Then If You Must, Make It Laugh, Make It Cry, But Above All Never, Never, Never Bore The Living Hell Out Of It.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.

Bed Is The Perfect Climate.