I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

The Selfish And Usually Pointless Approach Is To Try To Get Both Done Simultaneously - Accomplish Your Work At Hand While Begging Forgiveness Of Those Close To You While You're Basically Working In Front Of Them During What Could've Been Specifically 'quality Time.'

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

I Just Did A Play In New York Which Has Been My Best Experience That Ive Had For Maybe Ever. It Was Paul Weitzs Play Called Privilege And I Was In New York For Three Months.

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.