I Can't Do Negative, Needy, Or Narcissistic

Wise Men Say, Only Fools Rush In. Wise Men Are So Slow.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

A Lot Of People Ask Me What My Favorite Episode Of Full House Was, I Always Tell Them: It Was The Last One!

There Was This Whole Middle Time That Only Chris Rock Came Out Of, You Know, 10 Years Ago It Was Chris And A Few Other People, But That's About It. Chris Is In A Class Of His Own; I Don't See Another Comedian Who I Put In High Regard As Him.