A Lot Of People Ask Me What

My Father Once Told Me, And It's Stuck With Me To This Day: As You Walk Through Life, Every Time You Fart It Pushes You Forward.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

There Are No I's In We But There Are Two I's In Wii.

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.