I Bought An Ideal Gift For My

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

She Wanted An Italian Sports Car - With The Sport Still In It.

We Owe A Lot To Thomas Edison - If It Wasn't For Him, We'd Be Watching Television By Candlelight.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.