I Became A Welder. I Was Actually

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

[to Audience Members Who Were Arriving Late] You Haven't Missed A Thing, I Was Just Killing Time 'til You Got Here.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

I Don't Have Wild Dogs Chasing People With Scripts Away From My Door. I Get My Share. I've Done Okay. But I Usually Do Independent Stuff Because That's Mostly What I'm Offered.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.