There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

Don't Die Until You're Dead.

I Think Comedy Is Difficult, And I'm Amazed So Many People Want To Do It. I'll Be Buying Jeans And Somebody Will Say, "i'm A Comedian" - The Guy Selling You The Jeans. The Desire To Be A Comedian Is Weird. I Found It Weird Myself To Want To Be One; I Was A Schoolboy When I Wanted To Be One But I Didn't Know How To Do It. That Was 50 Years Ago, So Times Have Changed Greatly. There Seems To Be A Long Line Of People Desperate To Do It And Most Of Them Are Quite Good.

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

I Love Los Angeles. It Reinvents Itself Every Two Days.