A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In

I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars Bar Diet. You Don't Eat The Mars Bar, You Stick It Up Your Arse And Let A Rottweiler Chase You Home.

All Anyone Really Needs To Know About Barbed Wire Is That It Can Tear The Arse Out Of Your Trousers, Give A Cow A Good Fright, Entangle A Yorkshire Terrier For Life, And Is Nasty Stuff Made By Greedy Men.

Where Do You Go When You Die? The Same Place You Were Before You Were Born; Nowhere! It's Over!

When I Read 'be Real, Don't Get Caught Acting,' I Thought, 'how The Hell Do You Do That?'.

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.