A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.

Tread Gently On Anyone Who Looks At You Sideways.

Don't Work Out, Work In.

I Spent The Whole Time Battering People I Liked And Singing With My Arm Round People I Loathed.

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.