I'm A Big Fan Of The Mars

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.

Now, The Country Is In A Terrible State, And You've Blamed It On A Number Of Things: Unemployment Rate, The Value Of The Pound And All That... Wrll, It's Because The National Anthem Is Boring.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.