I Am A Guy Who Talks About

What Was The Idea Behind Hot Pockets? Was There A Marketing Meeting Somewhere, 'hey I Got An Idea: How About We Take A Pop-tart And Fill It With Really Nasty Meat? You Could Cook It In A Sleeve Thing, And You Could Dunk It In The Toilet.'

I'm Closer To Bob Newhart Than Rodney Dangerfield.

Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick? Isn't That The Best?

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?

My Wife Always Asks Me Why I Don't Make The Bed. And I Respond With The Same Reason Why I Don't Tie My Shoes After I Take Them Off.