My Favorite Vegetable Is The Marshmallow.

If Camping Is So Great, Why Are The Bugs Always Trying To Get In Your House?

Anyone Know If The Shuttles To Hell Will Have Wifi? Asking For A Friend.

It's So Obvious The Weather Channel Is Pro Hurricane. Fair And Balanced My Ass.

If Someone Picks Up One Thing You've Written, You Want Them To Go, 'wow, This Is Pretty Good.'

I Personally Have No Interest In Being A Star Or A Celebrity. I Want My Stand-up Comedy And How I Think As A Comedian To Be Recognized And Successful.